(Source: blainenanderson)
Same, bird. Same.
D’awwwwww! I wish my bird was small enough to do this. She just sits on my shoulder and shoves her beak in my ear…
Lunch: Homemade wonton “short” soup (pardon the terrible picture)
300g ground chicken or 150g ground chicken and 150g ground shrimp
1 tsp. fresh ginger, minced
1 large clove of garlic, minced
3 green onions, thinly sliced
1 tbsp. soy sauce
3/4 tbsp. mirin
1/4 tsp. five spice powder
1 package of wonton wrappers
8 cups chicken broth (homemade is best, if you have it)
- Combine all ingredients in a food processor and blend until well-mixed.
- To make wontons, lay out a wonton wrapper and spoon a small portion of the filling into the center. Dampen the edges of the wrapper with lukewarm water, using your finger or a pastry brush. Fold into a triangle and press closed on all three sides, making sure that no filling touches the edges and that air bubbles are pressed out (it won’t seal properly, otherwise). Roll the “straight” side of the triangle towards the top point, then wrap the side points around to meet. Continue until you run out of filling or wrappers (leftover filling can be formed into little meat balls and cooked in the soup, if you want).
- In a large pot, bring chicken broth to a boil. Carefully drop in the wontons and reduce heat. Simmer until wontons inflate and float to the top, about 10 mins. Before serving, garnish with green onions.
Reblogging this because I just saw an incomprehensible example of this while watching “Identity” on AMC.
Original line: ”Alison is a bitch whore who likes fucking with your head.”
AMC version: ”Alison is a bitch whore who likes fooling with your head.”
Really, AMC? That’s the part you had a problem with?
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT
Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.
I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.
Oh my god.
Didn’t even need to press play. Always reblog. Reblog first and then watch!
best. actual best.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL, AUSTRALIA?!?!
(Source: lightemup2chainz)
I googled pill-bug/roly poly because of the meme and I thought it was gonna be this
but it totally wasn’t and i’m not going to post a photo of what it was because it upset me so much i almost cried
Better?
With this voice meme going around, I’m learning that everyone else is saying “meem” while I’ve been saying “mem”. Hmn.
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Regretting this already, but I did the voice meme…
Also, why is it so hard to think of three words?
Voice Meme
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
- What do you say to address a group of people?
- What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- How old are you?
- Is it cold where you are?
- What is your favorite color?
- What color are your eyes?
- Do you have freckles?
- When is your birthday?
- What was the last thing you drank?
- Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?
- Eat a taco or a quesadilla?
- Be a shark or an elephant?
- Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
